Saturday, February 12, 2011

Food for Thought

Woody Allen
"I do not eat oysters, I want my food dead, not sick, not wounded, dead"
"Why does man kill? He kills for food, and frequently there must be a beverage"

Joan Fontaine
"The main problem for a man is that sex is a hunger like eating, if a man is hungry and he can't go to a french restaurant he will go to a hotdog stand"

Buddy Hackett
"My mothers menu consisted of two choices, take it or leave it"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian"

Chef "Big Sal" Minella
"Texas is the place where rubbing your meat and pulling your pork makes you a gourmet"