Saturday, February 12, 2011

Food for Thought

Woody Allen
"I do not eat oysters, I want my food dead, not sick, not wounded, dead"
"Why does man kill? He kills for food, and frequently there must be a beverage"

Joan Fontaine
"The main problem for a man is that sex is a hunger like eating, if a man is hungry and he can't go to a french restaurant he will go to a hotdog stand"

Buddy Hackett
"My mothers menu consisted of two choices, take it or leave it"

Unknown
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian"

Chef "Big Sal" Minella
"Texas is the place where rubbing your meat and pulling your pork makes you a gourmet"